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Since I’ve not written about my recent vacation to Tioman, I think it’s time for me to write at least something about it. We did not go in a big group and they were only three of us(Lizard, Grandmaster and Me). Nevertheless we still enjoyed. I do not want to go very much in detail about the island because I would prefer you go for yourself and check out the place. Here are some pictures during our visit there:

Brother Grandmaster loves pussies.

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They do not actually allow animals inside the ferry. Somehow we managed to bring in Brother Lizard since they have only put in over there that dogs are not allowed.

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Upon arrival, Brother Grandmaster managed to catch a baby shark along the seashore. Austin Stevens was equally devastated looking at how easy Brother Grandmaster managed to catch the shark. All right, it’s a dead one. You heard it right, dead. Below is an act up by Grandmaster putting the dead shark back to the sea trying to make it like he had caught it.

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The place we’ve stayed in.

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You can also see a lot of other animals in the island.Like this Monitor Lizards.

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And if you’re lucky enough, you can also see sea lions resting on top of the rocks. Such as this one:

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This is the Indian who had been writing all the shit in this website.

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And some other scenery pictures, I leave the rest for your own imagination on how we would have enjoyed there.

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The last picture would show you what paradise means:

I made this journey to Tioman a simple article because I do not want to bore you with all the non important things such as the room we stayed, how much food we had, how much we spend, which white chick we fucked and so on. If there is anything else that you need to know, please let me know so that I can let you know.

But this is a place that you have to definitely step your foot in.

July 3rd, 2008 | Category: Travel Logs | Comments (7)

I was walking in the children’s playground last week when I accidentally stumbled upon this arrangement of words. The playground actually has this 26 alphabets scattered through all over the field. What amused me was the fact that this 2 words had been arranged in a similar fashion suggesting that it might had been done purportedly  or  perhaps it might be just pure accidental. Children’s learn alphabets at a very young age.

It’s just something missing in between that is interesting here.

But can ‘U C’ what I can see?

July 2nd, 2008 | Category: Humor/Jokes | Comments (4)

Selamat petang dan salam sejahtera kawan kawan. It’s been some time, I’m back .

Short talk. Few years back, me and Grandmaster was walking along with few friends when we saw this young white guy walking towards us. He gave a warm smile and so one of my friend said this to him :

“Yo, wazzup man?”

And his reply was the most unexpected one :

“Selamat petang” and he walked away.

Now prepare for the long one.

My recent trip to Tioman was certainly an eye opener for me. It had thought me a lot of things. As a matter of fact, I’m writing this as soon as I came back home today from Tioman. What an island! All right, bearing in mind that photo of me camwhoring with my friends is not going to please you, I’ve decided to write about this.

You see, this Tioman island is an island of its own and there are more foreigners there than the locals. In fact, you can hardly see any Indians there. During my stay over there, it’s like we were the foreigners there.

The island was superb,fantastic, marvelous,tremendous,mesmerizing ,bearing,steering,lord of the ring and all the other rings ay. But it was certainly not boring.All right, you’re getting bored. Let me tell you about this Mat Salleh’s whom for so long we’ve accused of being without culture and so on.

What I’ve noticed from this ‘Mat Salleh’s is one simple thing that we Indians are currently really lacking in. Being friendly and smiling towards another person when you see them. They may be a total stranger to you but yet when you approach them they would not miss out saying at least a ‘hi’ to you.

While I did not get the chance to get in bed with any of the white chicks, certainly they way they behave towards anyone is truly a culture that I think, we the Indians should practice. But what we’re currently practicing now is entirely different :

Let’s say :

Scenario 1 :
You walked towards another Indian and you looked at him.Let’s say he is with his friends.

Some of the dialogues that you will see:

“Morekiran pareh, munje p****yeh pareh.”
“Enada pakereh, mandeyah nee”
“Machan, nambeleh pathe morekiran da”

Scenario2 :
You walked towards another Indian and you looked at him and then you gave a warm smile.Let’s say he is with his friends.

“Machan, sirikiran da, bapok poleh”
“Short ah irupan poleh, nambeleh pathe sirikiran”
“Siriche senjirevanegeh”

I dare bet that none of the foreigners there in that island was behaving awkwardly when they saw us. They treat us like friends and always with their warm smile. We, abbreviate this type of smiling and saying ‘hi’ as the dialogues above.

Let’s say if a white chick smiles at an Indian guy:

“Macha, veleh karichi mokeh friendly da. Savadi ah iruka.”

Opposing it ,let’s say an Indian girl smiles at an Indian guy

“Macha, ithe kandipa vandi(slut) ah than irukum. Pathone sirikithe pareh”

Yanda Machan, white chick smiling means friendly , Indian chick smiling means slut is it?

Where is your chivalry towards woman my dear guys?

We’ve always practiced this and they say old habits die hard. There are tons of their things that we can’t follow. But this type of good things are the one that should be followed.Girls, you would be following things like white chicks wearing bikinis, yet you can’t do a simply hi and smile?

You see, being friendly and giving a warm smile do not mean you’re slut. If they think you’re , then please think that you’re definitely not on the losing end.You might even end up building a rapport with a total stranger. People will say what they want. At the end of the day, you should know about yourself more than the others.

While I see I can get along with the others races as well, the problem that I always have is getting even with my own skin color. It’s like a magnet I guess.

Indian(Negative) + Indian(Negative) = It doesn’t get attached
Indian(Negative) + Others(Positive) = It gets attached

It is certainly a heartwarming thing to see another person with a cheerful face walking in front of you and so on. It would most certainly enlighten you. It might be a small thing to do, but brings a big difference. I tried smiling as much as I could to all the white chicks there, they did reply but none seems to be amused or little did they were impressed.I ended like a fool instead.Maybe they’ were not interested with our assets. With major disappointment, me , Brother Lizard and Grandmaster started drinking beer instead.LoveLust failure.

P.S: Nan epevumeh siricha thappe ne sonnethille, viricha than thappe.

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June 30th, 2008 | Category: Divine/Holy, Girls, Indians | Comments (8)

“I will be going to Tioman for 3 days. Apologies , there will be no updates. Till then, enjoy debating about this post.”

Yet another love story by me. You see, the reason I love to write about love because I watch porn as well. Confused? You should not be, let me clear out your clogged brain. I’ve always said almost all the love shit that is happening today is based on lust. But having talked about it countless times, I would now try a different approach. Like having sex, you’re trying a different position. This will make your sex life better. So, to make debating about love better, I’ve made a twisted approach.

Love today and love yesteryears. Layman term, old love and modern love. Let us do a side by side comparison. Believe me, I might not know the whole story on how love was once practiced, but I sure damn know how it is being practiced now. Note the word practiced in the previous sentence. Why I say practiced because there is a reason. I will explain about this later.

Please pay extra attention to next sentence before proceeding to read the remaining article. I’m not generalizing this, but intending this to what is commonly happening. I say clear cut that love couple of decades back was based on true love, but love today is based on true lust. Targeted audience.

Straight to the topic, during maybe around 30-40 years back, love is something very uncommon. Our parents would not even have fallen in love until maybe around the age of 20 or so. It is such a taboo. How it is now? As soon as you reach your puberty or in worst case scenario maybe your secondary school, love starts. It’s such a common thing among school children’s that some of them might sacrifice so much of things for their dearest partners. This is affection. Not love. Which we’ve already known. This Ribena kids are so ripe in love that all they could think of about love is fuck.

Love=fuck. So, their mission would be to catch some Kamachi’s in school, try to tackle her, and when Kamachi responds, both will fuck each other, right after that, they will find each other not suitable in relationship. She will say that he deserves a better girl, and likewise will be said by the guy. They will eventually come to a mutual understanding and break up. They will begin their new hunt for love cum fuck just a few days after this incident.

Back to oldies love. Even if they love each other, all they could do might be to meet up in the weekend in the beach side or restaurants to just look into each others eye. That’s how far they can go. Maybe they place their hand on top of partners and just stare at each other. They would be scared whether anyone would actually catch them thus they might not meet up for more than 1 hour. Not to be denied, love today is the same. Couples are still staring into each others eye, but only after both are completely naked in a bed and his dick is stuck in her pussy. Within few days of the relationship, couples today meet up most probably in a hotel to build up ‘love’ between them.

Next, when the right time comes, the yesteryears couple will actually ask the parents to come and talk about their marriage. If the parents agree, their marriage will go on smoothly. Let’s say if it is not, then they will just forget about it and follow what the parents had chosen for them. Today’s love is the same, except when the parents’ don’t agree, most of them will either run away from the house or go against the will of their parents and marry their partners. Worst still, fuck the partner and make her pregnant, and threaten the family.

Reverting back to my earlier statement about love that is being ‘practiced’ nowadays, I believe most of you would have understood. Love is no longer a feeling now, it is all about lust. People want to fuck so much in the early age that they tend to think its love. Girls get cheated so easily because they thought it was love. Can we blame anyone? None. Blame the hormones. No girls or guys are perfect in this world. When you have partner, of course by hook or crook you have to let your partner touch you. If not, your partner might feel that you do not trust him/her. Please do not act innocent as though no one have ever laid their hands on you. It’s common, yes it is. I know I’ll get some feedback from girls because of this particular previous sentence, but go look at the mirror and remember that this is for targeted audience.

How love was practiced once cannot be practiced the same way now. Why? Because we have so much of things that is influencing the true meaning of love now. While 20-30 years back, in movies, people only see Rajinikanth dancing with a fully dressed girl, opposing it now we can only see scarcely dressed girls. And they will be dancing for love songs. While few decades back porn is so much rare, it’s as easy as ABC to watch porn nowadays. All this conveys and contributes a different meaning of love to today’s generation. While we think evolution is a way of living, it can bring harm in the same way too. Yet, you might argue that a person’s thinking and mind should avoid this things from happening, how many matured thinkers do we have at the age of 13-14 nowadays?

But how do we avoid this? Can this be avoided? What, what can be avoided? What the fuck do you need us to avoid? Absolutely nothing. Avoid getting cheated in the name of love. That’s all.

How come love/relationship which was once portrayed like this:

Became like this:

Or perhaps this in worst case scenario maybe?

So, where should we point our rifles at? Who’s to be blamed? Many, too many, while I would most probably believe that even though millions of measures are taken, we had evolved. Dressing itself is considered so much when it comes to a relationship. No, my point is, oh come on; I’m not saying that we should be dressed up like this in order to attract or show your love to someone:

But I’m not also suggesting this:

Out of topic .

Now again with the subject in mind: I would say it’s sad kind of state love had matured in nowadays.

I personally hate it when young teenage fucks talks about love on all these bulletin boards in Friendster and stuff. I’ve written an article about them or read Makkez article about them;however there will never be an end. Be at least 18, do not try to be young slut in Friendster. Listen to your parents, do not roam around with your lovey-dovey words, we’ve got too many guys to fuck you in the name of love. Me? No?

I know I’ve strayed a bit out of topic. But, that’s a sad indication of love today and love once. How would love be in the future? Perhaps I would blog about that in 20 years time…or maybe my kids?

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June 25th, 2008 | Category: Girls, Love | Comments (19)

This is just for fun: I received this email like a year back, for those who haven’t read this:

This are movies that are expected to come : In a humorous approach of course:

Vijaykanth: Dharmapuri, Masala poori, Chola poori , Pani poori….

Arya: Nan Kadavul,Nan Yeman, Nan PundaMavan…

Vijay: Pokkiri, Mollamari, Kepmari,Kamnatti

Surya: 6, 7,8 ,9 10,11,12,13,14,15….infinity

Jeeva: E, Kosu, Karampapuchi,Elli,Palli, Kambilipoochi…..

SharathKumar: Thalaimagan, Chithappamagan, Athaimagan,MamaMagan,Marumagan

Ajith: Varalaru, Areviyal, Kanakku, English..

Kamal: Vetaiyadu Vilayadu, Kabadi Vilayadu, Olinju Vilayadu, Kuneji Vilayadu,Nakki Vilayadu,Sappi Vilayyadu

Vikram - Anniyan,Sanniyan, Sunni Payan

Vishal - Thimiru,Koluppu,Nakkele,Nayandhi, Parapu

Simbhu :Vallavan,Othavan,Nakkenevan,Kudethevan

Jayam Ravi : Deppavali, Mattu Pongal, Kanni Pongal,Tamizh Puttandu,Gong Xi Fah Chai,Qorban Day….

S.J Suryah - Ah Aah, Oh Ooh..Yeh Yeah, Sah Saah..(Sappedi Sarojadevi)

Sundar C. - Thalai Nagaram,Tharethela Nagaram

Madhavan - 2,9

Barath - Veyil,Mazhai Part2,Puyal,Iddi,Minnal,Vellam,Nilla Nadekam(EarthQuake)

Arjun - Vaathiyar,Guru Besar,Principal,Oppar,Kudupar

Rajinikanth - Sivaji,MGR, Gemini Ganesan, Nagesh..

June 24th, 2008 | Category: Humor/Jokes | Comments (6)

Forget about the title. Purposely wrote it that way for a direct attack towards someone.

Prequel: I will try as much as possible to eliminate profanities. God help me.

I’ve always wanted to write something related to technology and computers. In fact when I first started out this blog, I wanted to write about tech matters more than the things that I’ve been writing ever since. But, there is nothing too late to be done. I will dedicate another column for tech tips from today onwards. I would name it Entertaining technology since I would try to make it a technology but entertaining post.

I believe most of us would know what is Imeem. Users interact with each other by watching, posting, and sharing content of all media types, including blogs, photos, audio, and video. All right, admitting the previous sentence is not my original one, I will get straight to the topic.

There is millions of Imeem users around the world and it surely proved to be one of the ultimate media to stream and listen to music’s online. Sometimes, when you go to Imeem and listen to these songs, you might want to download them. But, you won’t be able to do that because Imeem do not allow you to do that and alternatively you have to purchase the song. So what do you do?

Remember: You can only listen online (streaming), but you can’t download.

Let me answer my own question. For those who wants to download this songs and burn or keep it for own collection, this are the steps that you can follow. I’ve known this for quite sometime and I believe most of you know this too. But for those who is still in the dark, just follow this simple steps.

I do not want to explain the technical part because technically there is none.

Step 1:

Download the following software: Orbit downloader
Once done, install the software and close your browser and reopen again.
Now, you should be able to see something similar like picture below on your Browser toolbar:

Click here to view the picture

Step 2:

Go to www.imeem.com, search for any of your favorite songs and then just play it. When you click on play, the Orbit toolbar will start downloading the song. You should be able to see the number goes to 1 from 0. Next, click on yellow color toolbar and you will see a drop down box. Click on download it, and it will download the song simultaneously while it streams. Leave it until it is completely download.

Step 3:

What’s next? All the files that you’ve downloaded will be in *.flv format. Means the file extension will be in *.flv.

So, you need a converter. A free and reliable flv to mp3 converter would be the one below:

SmallVideoSoftflv2mp3 - Free download and install

Step 4:

Once you’ve installed the above converter, what’s left is converting.

Just add the files into the converter and fuck voila, you have the song in mp3 format.

Step 5:

Go share with your friends all this songs like how you share your porn collection. Bluetooth helps. Please feel happy to be ripping off music’s like nobody’s business when the producer would have spent millions for it.

Additional steps:

Please forgive me if there is anything wrong in this article or if this article seems to be lame for you. I’ve tested all this before writing this article. In fact, this is the article that I’ve spend my longest time writing. Do not go around bitching that I’m trying to be a technology freak wannabe. Oh, no, there I go again.

Chiow lanchiow!

June 23rd, 2008 | Category: E.Technology | Comments (9)

From those days, I’ve always hated people who don’t walk the talk. Preach what you’re not going to do. Talking about the thing that you never going to implement. A person who impersonates this kind of things and say they will set an example end up being part of the rubbish. People who said will get down the drain and clean up the clogged part will end up being part of the dirt.

I’ve heard our Indian’s chanting Makkal Sakthi. You would have heard it too. Now, everyone could say that, no? Yes, indeed. I believe I do not need to go for an extra lesson about this to you since I suppose you know the meaning of Makkal Sakthi.

Much like this, I hear so many slogans out there that people use in daily life to impress others when they themselves do not implement these things in daily life. Most of this tamil slogans not only uplifts the spirit of any Indian, at the same time makes us feel proud to be one. But then, do you really have to be Indian to be proud of yourself? Or perhaps Chinese? Or Malay? Or Bangla? Or whatever other shit. See, proud to be a good human. Do not divide your ‘proudness’ along the racial gridline.

You should be proud helping others.
You should be proud being part of a good society.
You should be proud to be a father of a good son.
You should be proud to be in a good working community.
You should be proud to be in Malaysia!

Let me give you some fucking nonsense that I’ve noticed people have said across the web: No matter how much I try to understand them, I just couldn’t seem to get their point. I’m just dumb maybe. See, few dialogues:

Valge Tamilegam, Tamil En Muchi, Tamil En Pechi!
Makkal Sakthi, Olipom, Manipom, Nattanei Alipom!
Tamil than theivam,athei marepethe pavem!

I personally do not have anything against these dialogues. But see, we’re not living in Tamil Nadu. Tell me fucka, do you practice all these before you come and spread your words? Do you really breathe Tamil? Will you die if someone is asking you to suicide for your language? None, fucker none. So, why do you preach what you can’t do in the first place? Everyone can talk. It’s as easy as ABC. Enada Tamil Un Muchi. How do you breathe Tamil? Do you tear piece out paper and write in it Tamil and then stick it in your bloody nose and go all over the place? What the hell was that supposed to mean? Yes, you can argue that I did not understand the real meaning of it. Maybe. But did you understand the real meaning of it then? Can you talk Tamil your whole life or are you Tamil militant? No, fuck, don’t disgrace the real meaning of these words by misusing it!

See, by now, I know most of you would have concluded this article not in the way I wanted it supposed to mean. The remaining few would have understood what I really wanted to convey. Ladies and gentleman, what I’m trying to say is, if there is something that you can’t do, do not go around preaching everyone asking them to do this and to do that. And spreading racial sentiments along with that is a definite no-no!

Makkal Sakthi, Olipom , Manipom and Nattanei Alipom!. What the hell that supposed to mean? You’re spreading the wrong message about the word that had worked as a tool of unity among Malaysians.Tons of this kind of wrong messages is spreading through Internet.

You see, this article was supposed to stop until the above line. When I read Makkez blog today, yet another case of a lamer  trying to divide us through Malayalee, Telugu , Punjabi, and Tamilan! Yet also another crab story by Indians.

We’ve had too many racial integration issues for the past 50+ years because we’re divided through racial lines of Malay, Chinese And Indian, and lets not forget the others. Now, we have some Tamil Friendster militants who is trying to divide the word Indian to Tamil, Punjabi, Telegu, Kanadam, Mayire , Mattenekette…Enough la Machans, why do you always have to suck an Indians dick?

Go check out other religion extremist who is talking bad about our religion: For an example. You would leave this entire people aside and say you’re breathing Tamil! I can go on and on and on about people like these. So will this people be going on and on about this issue. Changes? Nope, high doubts.

There are 3 things that are wrongly done by this type of Indians.

1. Preaching what he himself not doing in the first place
2. Bringing even more racial issues
3. Get jealous because of the fame of another Indian

When will people like you learn?

Tamil leh eneke pidikathe oreh varthei - Nande.

June 22nd, 2008 | Category: Current Affairs, Indians | Comments (14)